award giveage

RULES:

1. explain award

2. explain why award was created

3. give award to jim suldog

4. inform suldog; force suldog to accept award

5. enjoy post that makes fun of award giver (i.e. me)

1.

definition/explanation of award:

given to person who makes fun of people

in the funniest way.

"maker funner of-er"

is a person who makes fun of

2.

this award was created (by me) because

suldog makes fun of people

hilariously.

he had a whole post on me,

and i couldnt stop laughing.

i had to stop READING a few times

because i was laughing so hard.

he does not have an award for such a talent.

i decided to change that.

viola.

3.

i give this award to.........

SULDOG

*applause*

congratulations.

4 and 5

are in progress.

by the way, suldog. this font size is for you. and give it your best. burn, fry, and sizzle away. i wont be offended. i am READY to take on all the things you can say by laughing hysterically.

motherhood

from gypsy mama: write for 5 minutes, non stop, starting with the sentence below

Motherhood should come with…

A manual. Or a guidebook. And possibly a guide. Someone who’s been there before, who can help with those unanswerable questions, with those sleepless nights, and stressful days. A knowing someone who will let you know that it will be okay, no matter how bad it seems. Who will tell you that you will get to sleep once again. Someone who will assure you that nothing will happen to the baby if you finish your last 3 sips of tea before coming to see why he’s awake again (especially if he’s 2 months old). Motherhood should come with a second. As in: second person. Second you. Someone still has to do the laundry, make the beds, wash the dishes; as well as take care of the baby. A robot would be nice. Motherhood should come with an extra heart. To hold all the love that the existing heart can’t possibly fit.

positive adjectives

some of my favorites:


marvelous
"you have yourself a marvelous day, sir'
fantastic
"wow, that was a fantastic show"
spectacular

"you look spectacular in that"

fabulous
"wasnt that a fabulous dinner?"
stupendous
"that triple backflip 180.... it was stupendous"
splendid
"what a splendid evening!"
lavishing
"i have no example sentence for lavishing"
charming
"he has the most charming smile"
snazzy
"i love your tie. so snazzy"
lovely
"why, im having a lovely day, thank you"
magnificent
"you have a magnificent personality"

for the stachest of them all

*cough* brianne *cough*

now how awesome is that?

a portable moustache!!

a 'stache keyholder

yellow

i acquired a yellow nail polish
a few days ago.


i have a feeling my nails
will stay yellow for a long
long
time.


(or at least until they chip badly..)

heart

i really dont know what made me write this
because i have actually been quite happy lately.
but anyway.






Oh heavy heart of mine.
why must you drag me so?
is it too much for you, my heart?
to see me up, and see me go?
Oh, weary heart of mine
why must you be so painful?
whatever have i done to you
to make you so disdainful?
Oh tortured heart of mine
forgive me for tormenting you
you see, its hard to make you happy
when the rest of me is blue
Oh wounded heart of mine
How precious are you, dear, to me
im sorry for allowing them to hurt you
and that i did not set you free
Oh dearest, healing heart of mine
tell me im forgiven
then ill gather you, protect you
and try my best to keep on livin.

getting there

im getting better.

i feel the pull of blogs

tugging on my sleeve

(imaginary sleeve)

i want to go read them all once again.

immerse myself in blogville.

be drenched in words and pictures

names and layouts

poetry, prose, lyric,

contemplations, musings, ramblings

thoughts, plain and simple.

i have a math final on wednesday.

wish me luck =/

im not quite back yet

but im getting there.

<3